Wine Workouts Are Just What We Need in our Fitness Routines
You're a weak sack of flesh and bones, but soon enough you'll transform into the picture of health.
Your formerly doughy muscles have morphed into the consistency of cool Silly Putty, but they're far from the hardness of rock. Keep working!
Slowly but surely, you are becoming the epitome of hardness. Resist the urge to quit when you're so close to the finish line.
You're tantalizingly close to completing the transformation of your body into pure, sculpted marble, a modern David come to life. Just a few more days, and you're there.