Is this a case of "small penis syndrome"?
"It wouldn’t surprise you to know that as urologists we see a significant number of men who are concerned about the size of their penises," Dr. Hill adds. "A majority of them have completely normal penile lengths." Again, there's some twisted psychology going on here, with men who are obsessed over penis size potentially suffering from "small penis syndrome," which is more about anxiety than anything else. Looking at you, Rubio. Researchers don't mince words when they say, "Concern over the size of the penis, when such concern becomes excessive, might present as the ‘small penis syndrome’, an obsessive rumination with compulsive checking rituals, body dysmorphic disorder, or as part of a psychosis." You hear that, Rubio and Trump? PSYCHOSIS.
Where does this leave us on the critical issue of penises and the 2016 election?
Until we have total transparency in the election process -- when "Where's the dick pic?" becomes the new "Where's the birth certificate?" -- all anyone can do is speculate based on what the candidates have claimed. Is Donald Trump a psychotic suffering from small penis syndrome? There's no way to be certain about anything, except that hands have virtually nothing to do with running the United States.