All kinds of apples
You don't deserve to live if you're one of those monstrous "humans" who eats Red Delicious. There's no greater bait-and-switch in food marketing: "Oh, look, these apples are accurately described as red. They must also be delicious," you think, just before biting into one and getting a mouthful of BETRAYAL.
Arkansas Black, Stayman Winesap, RubyFrost, Autumn Crisp -- if there's an apple you haven't tried before at your farmers market, EAT IT. There's no chance it'll be worse than a Red Delicious. And you know the old saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," is based on truth -- generally a good thing unless you've been severely wounded and require immediate medical attention.