If you liked red rover: Ripping your classmates’ arms clean from their sockets is hardly what we’d call, “child’s play.” However, if you were a big fan of this ruthless game, you sicko, you loved showing off your guns, and going head-to-head with your opponents.
Then you’ll like indoor rowing class: No, you won’t be trying to actually row through a human body, but you can still demonstrate your above-average arm power and compare ergs rowed with your rivals -- err, classmates -- after the workout.
If you liked obstacle courses: The concept of obstacle courses probably derive from your gym teacher getting high on his or her lunch break and wondering, “WTF am I going to do during fifth period?” But that’s okay, because back then it didn’t matter that completing a dizzy bat before scootering around several cones was ridiculous and would never land you a college scholarship -- it was just fun.
You’ll like parkour: To relive the absurdity of a gym class obstacle course while simultaneously getting a solid workout, sign up for a parkour class. While there may be no real rhyme or reason to becoming a modern-day Spider Man, you'll have a blast doing it anyway. Oh, and you'll look like a badass, too.