I Tracked My Poop, My Period, and Everything in Between. Here's What I Learned

Published On 11/11/2016 Published On 11/11/2016
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"Presumably the iPhone 10 will have a feature that allows you to pee directly on the phone."
I can sleep through a nuclear war and am a monster when woken too soon. 
I assumed these questions held the key to a flawless sex life. 
The app also lets you know when you'll be sober again, and this was telling me not until 4:22am.