I'm a Funeral Director. And Yes, My Stories Are Insane.

Published On 07/27/2016 Published On 07/27/2016
We do the job that other people can't or won't do.
You never want to hear the question, 'Hey, remember at grandma's funeral when you vomited into a potted plant?'
At that point, I knew I had to get her out of my office and off of my crotch.
Each brother was holding an unplugged floor lamp like a lightsaber, circling each other.