Old people love to pass the time with games, from gin rummy, to shuffleboard, to pretending they forgot their grandchildren's names just to mess with them and eventually have a good laugh. That's what you're doing, right Grandpa? Right? For old people's favorite game of all, in a format you'll never forget, download Hipster Bingo
From a "messy" Austin, TX DJ who got the idea from his gf, the Hipster Bingo app provides skinny-jeaned, night-sunglassed catharsis by letting you capture photos of hipper-than-thou offenders and share them with your friends on Facebook en route to knocking off squares, which is exactly what the hipsters want you to do. Start a new game to get a 5x5 bingo card loaded with the tools of the un-mainstream, and whenever you see someone doing/wearing/whatevering said stuff, slyly snap a pic, and the app'll auto-upload it to FBook so friends can comment, and also put it in place of the icon on the board so you know you scored (note: will not work if you're named Juwan Howard). Boards have a rainbow unicorn as the middle "free" space, and're dotted with spottable fun like super-deep v-necks, fixed gear bikes, pitbull puppies, vintage cameras, fanny packs, PBR, and "50% bangs, 50% face", also how to describe Templeton Peck on one of his crazy sex romps
Right now the app's only on the Steve Jobs-made tool of the devil hipsters themselves, but Android and Windows 7 versions are on the way, and spottable stuff's going to be frequently updated, just like Papa has to be on...well, everything.