iNo App

Designed for those who're "too nice to say no", this just-launched app offers over 1000 situational suggestions for both nice and not-so-nice ways to decline. Simply select the Who (priest, proctologist, police officer...), What (invitation for dinner, help pay for a group gift...), and How (from guilt-inducing to poetic) and it'll spit back anything from "I'm pretty sure I'll be working late" to "The last time I said 'Yes,' someone died", a claim so outrageous people will just think you're being a total Box.