Believing that "clean people should smell like bacon, not like mint or roses", two architects, a geneticist, and a graphic designer promise that if you help launch their company, "a variety of fats will be create a rainbow of colors, scents, and flavors". Yay! Their Kickstarter fundraiser -- which ends at 5:48p today -- will pay for ingredients and custom molds from Portland; depending on your donation ($1 min), pledging gets you anything from stickers to the "Benevolent Bather Bundle": five bars, an autographed poster, and a pig donated to hunger-fighting org Heifer International, who'll be left wondering "cow could you donate us a pig?"