Unique Artistic Furnishings

Making art that both respects and enhances the beauty of nature is no small task, especially with Paramount just sitting on the script for Biodome 2. For a guy getting it done without Pauly Shore's understated delivery: Unique Artistic Furnishings

A one man show from...one man with 30+ years in the woodworking biz, Big Bear Lake's UAF expertly handcrafts beautifully organic custom furniture and lighting, often employing uncut tree limbs to "take advantage of the natural shape" for a look he calls "rustic-deco", which's also what happens when the Portuguese midfielder is lent out to Chelsea's farm team. Despite the absurd uniqueness, everything on his site is either available or can be approximately recreated, with more sizable furnishings including the Ent baby-like Striped Oak Cabinet made from eight different woods, bed headboards like the Western juniper "Woodland Natural" with knobs aplenty, and a geode-esque slab-topped coffee table made from Kellogg Oak, presumably chosen for its Nutri-grain. Smaller works of earthy engineering include lighting like the rectangular shaded floor lamp that looks like a steampunk treehouse, and the minimalist Zen Style Forest Lamp with twin Asian Siam paper shades, as well as seating like the juniper limb'd, dovetail-seated Nature's Captain Chair, perfect for the skipper who, ironically, worries about a lack of icebergs

And to accommodate you in your most natural state (...horizontal), UAF's also got a grip of sofas and chaise lounges with branch-made frames holding cushions at novel angles, also something Pauly insists his sequel is full of, as it'll co-star Danny Baldwin!