Because the buzzkill government apparently frowns upon walking around with a jug of rum in public (damn you, Orrin Hatch!), there's Liquid Courage: a collection of 6-8oz stainless steel hip flasks that're wrapped with funky high-res prints of dude-skewed designs, and made in South Central TN by a married couple that works for a greenhouse company, a job that must be a total gas. Drink up with:
Wood: Save the earth in no way whatsoever with these vertical/horizontal images of vintage distressed brown wood, Zebrawood grain, and cedar planks, although even they would admit that after a few Twitpics, they've gotten board with the whole fad.
Nautical: Drink like a fish, and/or the men who catch them, with a largemouth bass print, an imposing-looking octopus, and all manner of fishing lures, which again, are mainly the opportunities for drinking.
Miscellaneous: Get everything from old newspaper pages, to pinup babes, to (sitting on everything from said woodgrain to a plaid print) a mustache silhouette, also the Oldsmobile minivan Tom Selleck drove in the forgotten Magnum pilot.