Supporting a small business is always cooler than spending your money at big chain stores, unless you're T-Pain and are tired of other rappers' classy, but noticeably tiny Jesus pieces. Let a humble Tennessee family man furnish your crib by patronizing Spunwood.
Based just outside Nashville, Spunwood's a one-man operation led by teacher/woodworker Brandon Spun, who cranks out various home accouterments made from reclaimed timber, and who wants you to know that your project’s wood "may have been the result of a treasure hunt", on which hopefully nobody ran into a One-Eyed Willie. Class up your drinking issues with grapevine-wrapped vino-holders that have you place your bottle's top end into a tree branch, or similarly designed, diagonally angled wood planks that come in natural cedar, or colorful walnut, maple, and purpleheart, which's what they called the Care Bear Lion Heart after he messed with the dude with the rain cloud on his belly. Meanwhile, for the office they've got several rustic business card desktop holders (available in red or white oak) that're basically a nicely finished tree hunk, just like Mr. Rollins after he visits the Gold Clu...wait, that place is totally closed down and NBA players can't just go get laid there whenever they want anymore? Well damn.
Spun also crafts more traditional furniture such as benches and chests, plus a photo frame made of a distressed fence, which comes with glass, mounting accessories, and backing, although "you must provide the hooks", also what T-Pain is telling anybody who can't pay him enough to buy an even bigger big-ass chain.