Sure, Bill Gates famously dropped out of college, but only local bike 'zine The Dropout is here to ensure you're never microsoft, with the 2012 Bike Taxi Babes calendar. Featuring 12 pinup-filled months of ladies who actually make a living churning quad so you can get places, "it makes a great gift for anyone who likes hot babes and/or pedicabs". If you're not an asexual Earth-destroyer, you can look forward to:
March: Just because making a "Land of the Rising Buns" joke is easy doesn't mean it's right. Or wrong.
June: This is pretty much exactly what Delta Burke looked like when she won Miss Florida in 1974, and what you'd draw up if you were designing women.
November: All the leg a voyeur could possibly want, and since it's a physical calendar, you don't even have to peep through Windows.