Lone Star Armadillo

A one-of-a-kind heirloom originally purchased in Austin and now being unloaded by a Portland Craigslister, this wood-mounted taxidermied armadillo sucking on a Lone Star bottle shouts out the famed ad campaign in which a 12T 'dillo stole 30 cases of the national beer of TX, making him almost like baking soda: armored & hammered.