Finally, you can own the legendary crime fighter's business cards

Because your lifesize Kevin Costner Untouchables cardboard standup tends to frighten overnight guests looking for the powder room, demonstrate your misplaced affection for organized crime fighters slightly more subtly by bidding on a rare collection of recently uncovered Ness memorabilia, up for auction tomorrow night in that bastion of sexy fun, Worcester. It includes everything from old business and Christmas cards, to pictures with famous boxers, to... wait for it... still wait for it... campaign brochures from his unsuccessful bid to be mayor of Cleveland!