Steampunk Liquor Cabinet/iPod Jukebox

Built to resemble a TV from the Eisenhower Administration, this 3-drawered, multipurpose booze locker/iPod station is professionally wired with drivers/tweeters/subwoofers and a 100W amp, rocks rabbit ears & vintage UHF/VHF knob hardware, is video-ready, and has been fittingly dubbed "The Ultimate Party Starter", forcing Teen Wolf's Stiles to one-up them by inventing Eight Minutes in Heaven.