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Salsabol

Do you love salsa but hate when you dip it and the salsa falls off your chip and onto your stepdad's new shag carpet and then he yells at you in a way that clearly suggests it's not really about the salsa at all, but about something deeper and more personal? No? Well, okay, good! But buy this Salsabol anyway, since it prevents the whole salsa falling off your chip thing.