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Animatronic Hillbilly Musician

Assuming, like most people, you've dreamed of one day managing your own animatronic hillbilly band, your dream is about to come more true than a Lifetime movie, 'cause one is for sale right now in Fitchburg. Seriously. Just hit play on the included CD and all four electrically powered redneck musicians will get their hoe-down on. Plus, the porch is totally included. Double plus: this is all very, weirdly real.