There's a fine line between appropriate and inappropriate, as anyone who's ever interpreted a "black tie only" cocktail party a tad too literally can tell you. From prison. Toeing that line with your scantily clad celebrity fantasies: Henry C. Martin
A classically trained artist with Academy of Fine Arts cred, HCM's beyond adept at depicting the female form and's offering his services to anyone wishing to have their special lady or (that's right!) favorite celeb-babe commissioned in the nude, utilizing a style called "atmospheric naturalism" to convey "a sense of depth", also what's produced by every single Tim Burton movie. Ohhh, Depth. Your clothes-free canvas starts with a consultation, where you'll discuss piece size (no, not yours) and layout of the art; you've gotta hand over a reference photo of your gf/fave Dawson's Creek chick but he can fill out the naughty bits, so while the pic doesn't have to be a nude, HCM says it does need to be flash-free, which is a photography term and not a redundant statement. Because you're going for your dream girl, you can augment reality (read: hold your hands as far forward from your chest as you like); the results'll be an archival-quality portrait that won't deteriorate in the purchaser's lifetime, unless you're Abe Vigoda
On portraits smaller than 3'x4', Henry'll handmake a frame and attach it, and if you're in town, he'll deliver and install; he's also up for doing murals, but not Murials, since your aunt still isn't speaking to you after the black tie mixup at her 50th anniversary. This whole family sucks at renting tuxes!