A more exciting trip to Michigan Ave

Kevin Smith would have you believe trips to the mall are all about life lessons from Stan Lee and mass-viewings of Ben Affleck sex tapes, but the truth is they can be messy and rage-inducing like, well, a Ben Affleck sex tape. But, alas, it doesn't have to be that way, which is we bravely probed the depths of Water Tower Place to find and take pictures of all the hidden gems not even a three-nippled psychic could uncover.