Because beer goggles don't have night vision, Chi-based ZALcreations makes industrial-chic light fixtures that have actual empty hooch bottles for bulbs, all connected with galvanized pipe, as nothing galvanizes your pipe like a few brews...seriously, are they making these things just for the sex jokes? Check out some high-lights:
Beer bottle lamps come in a wide array of both indoor- and outdoor-friendly configurations, with optional customizations ranging from the color of the pipes, to bottles that have a frosted look thanks to being sandblasted, which would make for a great sex-on-the-beach joke if it weren't for blowing our load in the first paragraph.
Because drinking can also end with you spending a lot of time in the bathroom, ZAL has a number of crapper accessories made from wine bottles, including
a glass version of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader double-barreled towel racks, and TP holders that can handle multiple rolls, which on you certainly aren't Charmin'.
Those odd folk who fear booze receptacles as home decor can opt for bathroom vanity lighting made from a skateboard, or track lights housed in either over-sized coffee mugs or clay pots, appropriate considering attempting to make your beer goggles too powerful can sometimes lead to soiling yourself.