Have you ever sat in your place looking at your light switch covers, and been like “damn, these light switch covers are fine, and functional, and even quite elegant, but I’d probably get laid soooo much more if they were covered with a really old ad for six-cent giant hot dogs at some place called Comet’s?” Well of course you have, and now you can get them, from Marimakings.
A floral designer by trade, Dallas-based Mari’s managed to turn light switch covers into legit awesome works of art that fit all manner of switches, although even they couldn't make this upcoming Ryan Reynolds/ Jason Bateman body-swap movie look good. Some of her range:
Vintage: Throwback stuff ranges from turn-of-the-century Hershey’s Chocolate ads (“More Sustaining Than Meat”), to old-school car posters, which aren’t nearly as funny as the current ones on Craigslist (18in lift and a Bazooka tube in the back, sonnnnn!! Driven gently by an elderly woman. $5000/ obo).
Pinups: Make that sexy dimmer switch even more so with images like a surprised girl having a wardrobe malfunction with a vacuum cleaner, a quartet of retro Coca-Cola babes, and even a sassy garter’d zombie pinup, proving that models do indeed have brains -- girl's gotta eat something!
Art and Music: Show you love artists with sweet mustaches with some of Salvador Dali’s more haunting works, or go with collages that feature the Beatles, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, and Jimi Hendrix, which’s handy for the Burning of the Midnight Ceiling-Mounted Lamp.
She’s got literally hundreds more to choose from, with other themes including nature, travel, fairy tales, and “kitchen stuff”, each of which even includes plate-matching screws, which you’ll almost definitely be getting more of, because again, chicks love banging dudes for their switchplates.