Way-back styles for your futuristic goods
Even the most modern things adopt vintage aesthetics, like the new breed of muscle car -- bought by dudes who look back fondly on days when rides were so cool, compensating for your twittering elf wenis actually got you laid. Offering your newfangled gadgets old-school looks: Stash.
From a Helsinki-raised former British resident now living in Longhorn baseball's summer home (Omaha), Stash makes electronics carriers featuring vintage fabrics and "Scandinavian simplicity" -- a phrase clearly not referring to their black-metal bands' eight billion bass drum beats per second. A smattering of options:
Rounding things out, they've also got sleeves for iPads and Kindles -- though if girls find out you actually read books, you'll never find a car muscular enough to compensate.