The Social Media Sobriety Test

A free iPhone/ Android app developed by two People's Republic companies (Webroot/ TDA_Boulder), it'll require you to pass temperance-tests like "dragging your mouse in a straight line". Fail, and you'll be auto-blocked from your Fbook/Twitter/Foursquare accounts, and it'll recommend a cab company and nearby motel, just when you thought you wouldn't be able to check in that night!