Because past attempts to thrust your face all over soft, sumptuous pillows have often ended in hard, unforgiving slaps, check out PillowMob, a Seattle-based outfit that lets you grace plush sofa-fluffers with your very own mug. To create a pillow, simply upload a pic of you/ whoever/ whatever to their site, choose either oval or circular, then select a "fuzzy fabric" for the back, which can range from the light blue Robin's Egg, to the greenish/ bumpy Surf, to the ultra-orange Fake Cheese, also what you tell people to say when taking their picture with a Kraft Macaroni & Kamera. If you're not totally
narcissistic great-looking, snag one of their pre-selected designs, like an angry-looking rooster named Chickum, a bug-eyed dog on Fuzzy Face, or Blue Eyes/ Blue Hair, which depicts a punkish young lady with bleached blonde locks partially colored bright blue, so presumably she asked for frosting tips. As the stock of pre-set designs has to come from somewhere, allow them to keep your face-pillow on file for resale and they'll toss a buck to charity -- not a bad deal, as long as you don't mind random people totally staring at your melon.