Because using real guns as lighting is dangerous and potentially inconvenient when Aaron Eckhart asks you to assist him in defending LA from hostile alien ground forces, locally based Loaded Objects's opted instead to create useful household fixtures (and more!) meticulously detailed to look just like actual weapons but cast out of ceramic, just like most of the rest of the actors in Chris Bertolini's film. Highlights from the line include:
AK-47 Standing Lamp: Balanced on a stand that resembles a cartridge crossing the gun's handle, these babies look just like the Soviet Union's most significant contribution to the arms race, outside of Vladdy Putin in an Under Armour tank top.
9mm Gun Sconces: These wall-mountable pups are plaster-cast to look like Berettas, but luckily not the one who killed his wife at a crappy Italian restaurant in North Hollywood.
Tri 9mm Gun Lamp: This handmade ceramic lamp features three handguns all connected at the butt, not unlike a networking event sponsored by Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Pawn Grenades: Not just what The Situation and Ronnie try to avoid in Jersey Shoresical, these exploders are life-sized, porcelain-cast, and come with a pull-ring made of gold, which's further proof they're fake, since no real grenade would evaaaa get a ring!