Because you still remember the code for your middle school one (not everyone had it stored in Mario Lopez's elbow), snag another, less-filled-with-dog-eared-copies-of-The Scarlet Pimpernel locker from Wes Bennett, who repurposes old Trapper Keeper, er, keepers into actually usable furniture.
Among the slickest:
Rolling Vintage Locker
The 36in brushed steel cabinet's an amalgamation of two rescued school/gym lockers, can be customized to support a TV, and has industrial caster wheels, which were going to start a business themselves before they realized they weren't actually industrious caster wheels.
Lighted Box Locker Side Table
This made-to-order unit emanates warm ambient LED light from either inside or underneath its frame, which is made from a box locker, also Jake's nickname at U-Dub after he signed up for an entire month's worth of Tae Bo classes.
Military Locker Cabinet
The single, imposing, 78"-tall, green-tinged locker is perfect for storing clothes/bodies/particularly tall games of Jenga and comes with an optional brushed steel finish, which'll make it even more impervious to Screeches.