Hide Your Booze like Huck Finn

If classic tomes about law, medicine, and lexicography make you sound deep already, just imagine the greatness you'd be spouting if those books were full of whiskey! Each of Bender Bound's repurposed volumes is handcut to snugly conceal an included custom 250ml flask imported from Italy and made from glass, meaning you can keep your booze in there forever with no ill effect, except, you know, it not being drank.