A minimalist outpost in South Miami from some gigantic nerds highly knowledgeable techies, TechBar can handle any IT-related problem, and perhaps more importantly, is planning secret, impromptu, booze-filled parties, at which you can spill more stuff on your laptop and keep the circle of computer-shop life going indefinitely.
Apple, PC, Commodore 64, whatever: they'll fix it, along with cell phones, so it's good to know you have a sidekick who can handle that. Although don't you dare admit it if you have one of those phones.
They'll host classes and seminars on stuff like how to recover lost files or master photo programs, plus a small-business boot camp and "Welcome to the Cloud", which should really improve your social stratus.
Ahh! Your laptop crashed and you need to play Minesweeper, tomorrow, or else all the mines will blow up the world or something. Luckily they've got a 24hr turnaround service option.
Social media check-ins will net you a 10% discount, and they'll soon unveil scavenger hunts that'll reward winners with iPads and Beats headphones.
Every couple months, with short warning, they'll announce a VIP "Speakeasy" that'll serve free booze and bring in DJs for a seriously covert bash that should leave your powers of communication as minimalist as the shop.
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