Archer Air Superiority

An alternative to the "flowers, ladybugs, and honeysuckle dreamscapes" that suffocate the current air freshener landscape, these manly cans contain one of three dude-friendly aromas: European Sportscar (worn leather w/ a hint of aftershave), Hunting Lodge (earth stone, damp timber, gunpowder...), and Distillery, which smells of charred oak, sour mash, and "enough bourbon to kill an elephant", as having a giant dead elephant in a room will distract pretty much anybody from focusing on the smell of your farts.