Create your very own (very) Mini Me

Tired/somewhat confused by your condescending and subtly misogynistic boss constantly asking you to "be a doll"? Then cut him off at the pass by creating a literal avatar, assigning it a dozen specific attributes (eye/nose/eye brow shape, hair color, etc...), then waiting for Foldable to send you a premium cardboard sheet you can assemble simply by popping out and folding the serrated areas.