The piece you smoke from says a lot about you, and hell yeah you're all about bug-eyed aliens wearing Jamaican flags and maypole dancing around a giant mushroom! For pipes that suggest you aren't an undergrad at Boulder, check out For Pipe Smokers.
Carefully hand-carved by a coterie of “Ukrainian masters”, FPS’s collection of unique tobacco stuffers're made from high-qual woods like cherry and wild plum, and sport everything from mammoths to mythical creatures, a distinction Carl Everett refuses to make. Said mammoth piece boasts an oversized bowl designed to look like its rump when rested upside down, the ebonite handle serving as its trunk, while other highlights include a bowl seemingly gripped by an articulated, 3D tarantula, and a dark-stained joint adorned with a crude profile of Stalin, who's clearly plotting the Bowlshevik revolution. Other looks run from nautically themed anchors and ships, to fauna like eagles and hogs, to myriad takes on dragons, to a pear-root wood job with a warped chessboard pattern dubbed the "Grossmeister", apparently due to the fact that it's the term for "grandmaster" in German, and not because all your smoking is making you one.
To properly show 'em off there're also a number of stands, from multi-pipe racks, to solo joints guarded by mini-statues of elephants, hounds, and even turtles, which say a lot about you, mostly that all this smoking is making you super slow.