A bar in a backpack

Because you never know when or where a stiff 'tail will be in order... wait, yes you do, the answer is always and everywhere, you incorrigible sot. So pick up this stylish, leather-trimmed canvas pack and be forever prepared, as it sports a waterproof shaker sleeve, a zip-close kit for stow tools, and saddlebags on either side designed for 750ml bottles.