Custom light-up wall art that isn't embarrassingly kitschy
Maybe it's the sense of wonder one gets while watching it develop in mere seconds, but there's something magical about
China a Polaroid. Now they can light up your life in a more literal sense (as in they've been turned into actual lights, dummy), thanks to Polaboy.
From two German dudes going by the moniker "Lightboys" who're big into 'roids, Polaboy will blow up any Polaroid into a large-format back-lit version that, when illuminated, will "not only open up rooms, but also hearts and minds", so it actually won't be polarizing? Send 'em a hard copy of your pic (or upload a hi-res digital version) and select an aspect ratio, and they'll use a special scanner to capture the image, exposing an enlarged version onto a proprietary sheet of slide film, also how Coolio pitches his concept of a two-hour-long rap opera based on "Fantastic Voyage"...when he isn't busy captaining teams in Rock & Jock. A mountable rear LED panel is then attached, and it's all "pimped"
by Coolio with a fabric-wrapped power cord in your choice of seven colorways, from orange, to red w/ white spots.
If somehow you possess zero photos, your life is pathetic, but you can still pick from a catalog of pro shots featuring everything from beach scenes to a naked woman in a pool, who'll Shanghai your visitors' attention with her Forbidden City. Baby pandas!!