Picking up where pioneers like James (noted giant-peach dweller) and Val Kilmer (recently converted the giant Oreo from Honey I Shrunk the Kids into a triplex) left off, Tyler-grad-run B Fiber gives you a chance to live inside delicious foodstuffs thanks to its line of furniture, clothing (bacon scarf...it down!), and home accessories made to look exactly like the foods its founder loves so much, thankfully none of which are baba ganoush. The menu:
Waffle and Syrup Sheets: Be well-rested for the buffet with this Belgian bed set: a handmade fitted sheet printed like a waffle, a syrup-colored top sheet, and eight fruit-shaped throw pillows ranging from kiwi to blueberry, giving your bedroom a (rooty tooty) fresh style.
Baked Potato Beanbag Chair: Topped with a "pad of butter" throw pillow, this hand-dyed spud-seat is overstuffed to guarantee starchy comfort, and sewn from cotton to resemble a butterflied, oven-baked 'tater, a look most people can't help but find a-peel-ing. Heyooo!
Pizza Sleeping Bag: This supersized, satin-lined slice has a giant padded crust, is filled with toastiness-ensuring recycled quilting, and comes with a bunch of veggie throws, an activity Kilmer engages in whenever someone brings a leafy green into his cream home.