Dudes are notoriously incompetent when it comes to decorating their pad, though how can you expect them to have any experience with that when tampons are just so damn convenient? Providing impeccable apartment advice over the Web: Remote Stylist.
Helmed by a creative team outta Canada, RS's a hassle-free virtual interior design service that'll help you amp up your pad your way, using a dude-proof process they describe as "easy, fast, and affordable", ironically also an accurate description of the women in your apartment servicing you. Just select what space you want pimped (bedroom, living room, whole shebang), answer a few questions about your personal style, and upload pics of the space/floorplan; their in-house team'll contact you to go over specs, ask a few follow-ups, and keep you in the loop to ensure their ideas are jibing with your taste, which, considering you had to hire them, they hopefully aren't. Within a week you'll be emailed a "Style File" containing a rendering of how they envision your space, plus blurbs outlining specific layout & furniture recs, which you'll have a chance to purchase on their "deeply discounted" members-only online shop, going so far as to circumvent shipping hurdles by hiring an independent rig and driver, though not Donald Driver, as he just Packs.
They're even offering a special Bachelor Pad package just for Thrillisters looking for masculine digs but who "reject the 'frat boy' stereotype", taking care of everything from man-friendly faucets to dude-friendly bedding, which is essentially anyone just as long as you aren't man-struating.