Because board-short pockets apparently aren't waterproof, SD's Grace Digital Audio has just released the Eco POD: an all-weather, impact-resistant MP3/ smartphone/ whatever'll fit case with 100% waterproof headphones and the power to keep delicate tech "safe from sand, sun, and water", though not from Captain Planet's whining about lithium-ion batteries.
Comprised mostly of a high-impact polycarbonate, the case features an exterior pressure release valve that guarantees airtight closure 3ft below the surface for 30mins, an International Weatherproofing Standard-approved 3.5mm audio jack that also works with standard headphones, and a clear front panel for viewing incoming calls, texts, GPS, or Fart App buttons, which smell even worse underwater.
Meanwhile, the internal storage compartment will keep electronic keys/ ID/ cash/ etc. high, dry, and not dirty, while rubberized ends protect it from your clumsiness, and The Herp. For those about to roll, the POD comes with a 2in carabiner, and, if you're all Lance Armstrong'd out, will fast-attach to the sold-separately, handlebar-hugging Eco Clip, which you can also shove into the gun you carry to drive off that harpy-ish Captain -- 'cause you gots to have your lithium-ion batteries!