As awesome and original as that poster of John Belushi chugging whiskey is, it can only take up one wall, so cover the other three in art from Jose Emroca Flores, a senior concept designer at Activision in SD who specializes in particularly badass takes on video games and general culture, which is super demeaning to lieutenant culture, but hey, it knew what it was signing up for.
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The MK: A broad-shouldered pimp version of Mario sits atop a wall of floating bricks while fondling the leg of a tight-clothed, tattooed, morally casual Princess Peach, who looks like she's very ready to take it to the next level.
I Thought I Came to Plumb: After clearly riding his fixie over from Hillcrest and changing out of his Kurt Rambis jersey, skinny, waxed-hipster-mustache Mario handles a hammer and glances up at a giant gorilla hand while standing on a realistic portrayal of the barrel-and-ladder-filled terrain in Donkey Kong.
Cashcow: Flores pokes fun at the American obsession with Starbucks by showing people sucking on the udders of a giant cow emblazoned with their signature logo -- a provocative yet disturbing image that'll all but force you to throw on a "College" sweatshirt and take down your own bottle of Jack.