Stylish backyard furniture made of nothing that could ever grow there

Because your outdoor furniture solely consists of a weight bench you purchased after watching the movie Friday, make like Chris Tucker nowadays and get super-phat eco-friendly patio furnishings from Loll, a former skate park design outfit whose latest drop, the Racer Collection, includes some form of racer stripe, and're predominantly made of recycled milk bottles, though considering all the effort it takes to construct these things, it's clear they gave way more than 2%. Prepare your backyard for summer all-year-long with: The Side CarThis middle-striped side table is the literal centerpiece of the collection, being the only table, and is made from 104 milk jugs. The RockerNot to be confused with just sitting in the lap of that racist Braves reliever from the '90s, this low-to-the-ground, curved-bottom, lightweight lounger's back-and-forth mobility helps "burn off excess energy", which you'll need to drink up all those Zimas you're keeping in its convenient back-end storage trunk. The ToteNot included in their aggressive driving collection, but nonetheless pretty sweet (and available in two styles and eight colors), this 100%-recycled rust-proof plastic toolbox looks like an old-school unit your grandfather would've had if he didn't ditch your family to follow Phish.