Niftiness with attitude

San Francisco

Niftiness with attitude
Niftiness with attitude


You need to get on Team Print Shop immediately, as this new Oakland webstore has just started slinging "Gangster Wrap", super-hard present-paper that will ship by Friday, and is so epic that -- when asked if he'd consider purchasing it -- Master P would say "UHHHHHHHHH...huh". Though to be fair, that's also his answer to questions like "what do you want for lunch?"

Screen-printed on tube-rolled butcher paper, the aforementioned wrap sports a pattern made entirely of hardcore, hand-drawn hood tools, with weapons (bats, nines, switchblades), gear (Compton hats, grillz, bling), and substances (40s, weed, 8-balls), plus G randomness like teardrop tats and Stussy logos, since nothing says "Thug Life" like doodles on fourth-grade Trapper Keepers.

The rest of the e-shop's also stocked with solid gift stuff (though at this point, you're gonna have to go pick it up at their Oakland warehouse to get it in time): there're two East Bay sports tees (one with a 6yr-old's sketch of the dude in the Raiders logo), and prints like Garth Vader, a 16"x20" drawing of Wayne's bud wearing a helmet from the Dark Side, also what you want your lamps on if you're interested in ever getting Leia-ed after hanging this up.

Come 2012, they'll expand their gangsterness beyond the world of wrapping paper with a cookbook where all ingredients'll be buyable at the corner store, where the stuff's so cheap, Master P won't be the only one whose lunch has No Limit.

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