Contact Caffeine Soap

Laced with water-soluble-so-it's-absorbed-through-your-skin caffeine, these locally produced soaps come in eye-openingly man-appropriate scents like the spicy anise-/black pepper-infused Absinthe, the smells-exactly-like-leather Aeronaut, and one called Sex Panther, which is a blend of stuff like citrus, balsam, vanilla, and Paul Rudd jokes no one ever overuses. EVER!