Making one thing look like another is a can't-miss move, just look at iconic transformers like Optimus Prime and Megatron, or Gobots like...um...well okay, it doesn't always work. But it sure does this time, thanks to Holie Bowlie
Holie's a more-than-meets-the-eye smoking device that wears like a bracelet but unclasps when it's time to do the one thing
besides Monica! Bill still won't admit he did; it's the creation of a Seattle-based couple who left the real estate biz to become activists because they wanted to help people understand a certain flammable vegetation "isn't scary if you just get all the facts"...plus they were, like, totally burned out. Made entirely from US-sourced/upcycled materials, the working parts're comprised of a nickel-plated bowl and mouthpiece that're joined by a length of high-heat-resistant vinyl tubing, the ends of which feature a closure that's as easily screwed as Monica! people who get caught not "wearing" theirs? While Holie's innards handle what is no doubt a doctor-prescribed activity, a macrame sheath handles the style, including versions with dark paracord, twisty two-tone hemp, braided leather, and even a satin number with an animal print, also a Muppet poster so badass you still wish you knew where it'd Gonzo
Holie offers plenty of Bowlies on their site, but they'll also hook you up with custom numbers ranging from functional jeweled necklaces, to dog collars, and maybe even something based on the Gobot jetfigh...wait, Fitor? Seriously?! What, are you high?