1661 Poitín

A District lass wants to bring this 1000yr-old Irish potato/barley spirit stateside, and needs your help: throw her Kickstarter $50 and she'll send a Poitin tee (sure to make you the man with all the liquor historian babes out on St. Patty's Day), while a mere $500 donation means 100 bottles will bear "your signature printed on all labels of the bottles".