Because it doesn't take ESP to know you want something sweet from the shuttered ESPN Zone, we've picked through the now slider-and-beer-less game graveyard to find some of the best deals amongst the 72 arcade units currently at auction, where you'll also find lighting systems, keg taps, and even a wall-mounted pest zapper, though good luck getting rid of the "friends" now hogging your new air hockey table. Behold:
With a current bid of $55, the Sega Daytona USA cabin-style racer unit is a must-have for anyone without a wife; there're actually four of them available, so drop $220 and you can link them up for multi-player action, though again, the whole "player" thing is probably a stretch. They've also got four $100 sit-in machines for Cruis'n Exotica, a game in which races start in Hong Kong and end on Mars, just like Lindsay Lohan's Tuesday nights.
There are also six classic orange & blue Super Shot basketball games at just 200 bucks a pop, which come with all the contest modes you know and love (yes, even the one where the hoop keeps moving backward!). While you're at it, the active gamesman with another $200 burning a hole in his pocket can also cop one of two full-sized Dynamo air hockey tables, featuring LED overhead scoring displays and sweet black light graphics, meaning even if you suck, you'll at least feel like you're in the Zone.