These three-foot wide understuffed cushions ditch the typical faux-leather of those less-worthy sacks, in favor of a soft and shaggy wrap of natural, criminally soft sheepskin. Plus they come in four different colors to perfectly complement your other more-adult furnishings.
And if you're concerned it won't stand up to your considerable girth, don't be, because for a modest $1,700 extra you can splurge for the six-foot version. What a steal!
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. For those taking note, these are indeed on his Christmas list.