3. Dry wet car seats
If you've been known to casually drive your car into a lake once or twice, quick-drying the seats of your car is an art you should master. Since the Shop-Vac’s specialty is getting rid of wet and dry crap, you can use its powerful sucking abilities to dry your seats. Look at that, not even one fellatio joke!
4. Seal freezer bags
Do you like eating food? Do you think you’ll like eating food tomorrow as much as you like eating food right now? Put it in a freezer bag! In fact, you don’t have to stop at freezer bags to witness the full potential of a Shop-Vac. For easy storage, or to save some space in your suitcase, throw some clothes in a vacuum bag and, um, well... vacuum it.