It is a
truth universally acknowledged, that a man in the dead of winter must be in want of a hot tub. Makes sense. Winter is a struggle. The sun is gone, the sleeves are long, and everyone is miserable.
But it really doesn't have to be that way. Because there are
portable hot tubs. That you can actually afford.
This Chinese Festival Is Like 'Frozen' Come to Life Amazon Bestway Lay-Z-Spa Miami Inflatable Hot Tub
Price: $399 It's got a digital control panel and doesn't need tools to set up. Amazon Conair Dual Jet Bath Spa
Price: $50 Turn any boring bathtub into a jacooz. Amazon Intex 77
Price: $349 Thing packs up into a tiny bag. However, it does not come with those two people. Amazon Homax 4-Person Spa
Price: $499 Inflate it right up, toss 600 liters in this bad boy, and enjoy. Nomad Nomad Collapsible Hot Tub
$1,000 This one works with wood and propane, if mixing electricity and water doesn't quite work for you. This makes it way way more portable. Amazon Homax 2-Person Spa
Price: $399 If that 4-person Homax is a little too big, shrink it down and save water. Amazon Lifesmart Rock Solid Luna Spa
Price: $2,218 If the whole "self-inflating" hot tub is too much for you, the Lifesmart offers a plop-down-and-plug-in tub. Amazon Coleman Lay-Z Spa
Price: $399 The same people that brought you the classic camping lantern do hot tubs! Who'd have thunk it?! Amazon M-Spa Model B-90 Apline Hot Tub
Price: $576 If you buy it now, you could literally be inside it in two days, if you have Amazon Prime. Whoa. Ocean backdrop sold separately. Amazon Spa-N-A-Box
Price: $949.99 This. This is comfort. Amazon Therapure Spa
Price: $534 Imagine being as chill as the couple above. Makes you just want to shove a screwdriver into the side of that tub and watch their relaxation turn to severe annoyance.
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