Hide Your Whiskey In A Military Grade Ammunition Box
If your walls could use an Army-approved pick-me-up, look no further than the Bomb Bar from Oliver Apt. They've taken old ammunition boxes from the military, spruced them up with a walnut and leather interior, and made sure no remnant munitions were left in the process to blow up your booze.
Each crate measures 46.5" long x 9.5" wide x 14" tall, ensuring you'll be able to store a surplus of spirits, preventing guests from seeing how much of a booze hound you actually are.
Because the crates are limited-edition, getting your hands on one isn't cheap (they'll run you $700), but that's a small price to pay when you can legitimately exclaim "I've got da bomb bar" and not sound like some whiskey-hiding lunatic from 1998.