The Basketball Hoop Office Chair
If you're one of those antsy people that needs to be moving around all the time during the workday, we've found you the perfect solution: the basketball hoop chair. You may want to clear it with HR ahead of time because it's a little obnoxious—eh, who cares, just order it; it's f***ing amazing.
From the same Italian design collective that brought us the spectacular swiveling chair-office, the metal frame on this guy extends upwards far past your head, wrapped with a synthetic net that creates both a backrest and basketball hoop. (There's no backboard, though, so you better swish each shot.)
And it's also not regulation size (unless that woman is about eight feet tall, which she isn't), but that's good, because your office is probably too short to support a 10-foot hoop. Plus, now you can dunk! New protocol for settling interoffice disputes? A game of H-O-R-S-E.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. Some people think he might be good at basketball because he's tall. He is not.