Murder-Free Game Trophy Heads

A guilt-free alternative to mounting an actual taxidermied beast to your wall, these hand-carved wooden Game Trophies achieve the same effect with the added bonus of PETA chilling the hell out.

To suit the full spectrum of morbid taste, they come in seven versions and include an ibex, goat, stag, blesbock, and moose option — each fashioned from basswood that's been finished in a subtle soft grey, which makes the meticulous texturing really pop.

Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor and thoroughly enjoys a good PETA fur paint bomb.